A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box
everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and
looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about $8,000. He approaches
the wife and asks, "What are the eggs for?" She replies, "Every time I
cheat on you, I
put an egg in the box." He says, "That's alright, you've only cheated on me twice. What's the money for?" The wife replies, "Every time I get a dozen, I sell them
put an egg in the box." He says, "That's alright, you've only cheated on me twice. What's the money for?" The wife replies, "Every time I get a dozen, I sell them
